Ensconced in the Editing Room

After returning from a fantabulously successful foraging expedition in the Texas wilderness, I am safely nestling into my winter cabin to boil the film footage down to a tasty movie called LONG TERM PARKING.cast photo

You may not hear much from me for a few weeks. Don’t think I’ve forgotten you. I’m simply absorbed in crafting this little gift for you.

My adventure in filming LONG TERM PARKING went a bit overbudget.

By $8,000.

It was unavoidable. And since some of you had already donated to get the movie made I couldn’t and wouldn’t let it go to naught.

Without the additional $8,000 I can’t finish it.

Please consider a tax-deductible donation to the funniest film you’ll see in 2014. Maybe this decade. Maybe this will be the BEST FILM EVER MADE. And without you, it wouldn’t happen.

With you, and the money you would have otherwise squandered on the federal government, this movie will make your friends have so much fun they’ll thank you profusely for your efforts, send you Christmas cards on your birthday and dedicate a monument in your name.*

So whip out that same credit card you used at Target two weeks ago and donate to LONG TERM PARKING. Donate big. Donate so big they’ll assume it’s fraud and maybe not charge you (but still send me the money). It never hurts to try.

Donate here: https://www.fracturedatlas.org/site/fiscal/profile?id=7041

It’s the holiday season. Spread the love like peanut butter on a salami sandwich. Mmmm-mmmm. Now that’s tasty!


*If this doesn’t happen, don’t blame me. Get better friends.